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Mom-isms

Here's one author's list of "Things I learned from my mother"—you might be able to relate: 

  • My mother taught me about the Circle of Life: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 
  • My mother taught me about Logic: "Because I said so, that's why." 
  • My mother taught me about Foresight: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 
  • My mother taught me about Religion: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."  
  • My mother taught me about Irony: "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."  
  • My mother taught me about Behavior Modification: "Stop acting like your father!"  
  • My mother taught me about Weather: "This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it." 
  • My mother taught me about Humor: "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 
  • My mother taught me about Anticipation: "Just wait until we get home." 
  • My mother taught me about Fear: "One day you'll have a child who'll do the same things to you."

    Reference: "Things I learned from my mother," http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hgender6.html

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