|God, If Youíre Out There....?|
"Please go out on the porch and get me the broom," a mother said to her little girl.
"I don't want to," the little girl said.
"Go and get the broom," the mother repeated.
"But it's dark out there," the... [Read More]
A little boy was riding his tricycle furiously around the block, over and over again. Finally, a policeman stopped him and asked, "What are you doing?"
"'ím running away," the boy said.
The policeman asked, "... [Read More]
|Out of Gas|
One New Years Day some years ago, in the Tournament of Roses parade, a beautiful float suddenly sputtered and quitit was out of gas. The whole parade was held up until someone could run and get a can of gas. Who... [Read More]
|God Can't Be Manipulated|
There's the story of a boy who wanted a new bike. He decided to pray about it. He paced in his living room, thinking what to pray, and said, "God, if you get me the new bike, Iíll be good the rest of my life." He thou... [Read More]
|Spell a Word|
Perhaps you've heard the story of the woman who, after a long illness, died and arrived at the gates of heaven. She looked through the gates and saw the streets of gold and a beautiful banquet table with her friends a... [Read More]
|Following the Crowd|
Christian author Max Lucado tells about the time he had to catch an early flight. He was really tired and dozed off while waiting for the plane. Suddenly he was roused from his sleep by the noise of a crowd moving tow... [Read More]
There's a story of the church deacon who had a parrot that would only say, "Letís kiss." He tried to teach his parrot other words, but all it would say was, "Let's kiss. Let's kiss." It embarrassed him. After all, he ... [Read More]
|I Didnít Recognize You|
A middle-aged lady had a heart attack, was taken to the hospital, and on the operating table had a near death experience. During the experience, she asked God for 30 more years to live. God said, "OK."
After her r... [Read More]
|The Believer's Job|
A pastor who was an avid golfer was taking part in a local golf tournament. As he prepared to tee off, storm clouds rolled in. The organizer of the tournament pointed them out to the pastor and said with a smile, "Pre... [Read More]
|What Color Is God?|
People have a tendency to want to remake God in their image.
There's the story of a white guy and a black guy who were arguing over what color God is. The white guy insisted, "God is white!" The black guy said, "... [Read More]